Thank Gawd for Mondays

Honestly; this weekend business is for the birds. I got to run Summer all over Allah's green earth this weekend; from one sleepover to the next. THEN there's this thing. She's been getting sick for a week now; and it finally came on full force Friday night. The coughing is horrible and even though she can sleep through it; I cannot. We let her come in bed with us and I got to enjoy feet in my face and I even got punched in the eye and my face scratched too. What bliss.



Such a lady... She's been sick all weekend due to my magical powers. Oh, you didn't know? I can give children bronchitis by letting them eat a dumdum sucker and a 1/2 roll of smarties. That's some power to behold. Just ask my husband. He'll tell you between the tears shed over me filling his daughter with high fructose corn syrup. FILLING.

I enjoy this photo because it looks like she's struggling. Don't judge me.

This is her senior photo pose.

I think she's really had enough of Jason's antics with the camera. Her face shows concern for his sanity and getting pissed off all at the same time. Sidenote; LOOK AT THOSE SLEEPY TURDS IN THE BACK. Those damn dogs are probably trying to recover from this weekend too.

And this one's just showin' off that seksi body...

So... yeah... I LOVE Mondays.

Baby Enner's TURN...

...to get a freakin' haircut. Her baby mullet with bonus rattail down the middle was getting too much for me to deal with. JUST ONCE it'd be nice if someone else could get her decent enough to get out the door... someday. But Thing 1 is 11 and still needs to be told to change her clothes before she leaves the house because my knee high moccasins do not go with every outfit.




But I digress... THIS is where the fun begins...

This is VERY serious business... she quotes Oprah and says "my hair is my crown and glory" and she was very concerned about this lady messing it up. Or she's taking notes on how she's going to cut all her little friends hair at daycare...

So today this was the happy child that climbed into Papa's "no nice" red car and off to daycare she went. WithOUT her signature pigtails... I wonder if her boyfriend will recognize her...