Me: "Summer, you have dogshitty to pick up and dishes to put away NOW. Like as soon as we hang up."
Summer: "mumble mumble mumble..."
Me: "Whatever; and REMEMBER: if you wouldn't eat it you need to pick it up and throw it out. NOT just the big piles."
Summer: "Disgusting Mom. I'm not going to eat the juicer; can I throw that out too?"
