My house is a complete wreck. I hope the fire department has no reason to come to my home, I don't want to read the words "unmaneuverable" or "uninhabitable" in the report.
Eleanor got to have a slumber party... with her father. With both humidifiers going, it was a tropical 86% humidity and about 90 degrees in there. She's better; he, of course, is still sick.
This is the completely useless den since 1/2 of Summers room is in it. And Montgomery's arch nemesis; Buttercup. That bitch sets him OFF. Even when Summer tried to cover her with a blanket, he still knew she was lurking under the comforter and LIT HER ASS UP. Video breakdown to come soon.
So why is Summer's room in the den? Because my little B Cup wants a grown room. No more dots, but much MUCH more purple. Like a Merlot purple. Nothing would please me more.
With her and Montgomery's room out of commission, they've been reduced to the guest bedroom, or at least that is Goobies take on it. He reFUSES to get on that bed, so he spent the first night on the floor on his blanket. The 2nd night, he humped his giant butt up the stairs only to find the SUMMER still didn't get her shit together, and his room was still not ready. He sat on the guest room floor, then came on my side of the bed; farted, then went back downstairs to sleep on his goose down filled couch. Well done
If there isn't any other motivating factor to get this damn project done, its going to be so Montgomery stops throwing himself around.
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